Dorks Gone Wild.

If you need a laugh, check out the comment sections here on this site (dvice.com). Some genius over at (dvice.com) decided it would be a great idea to compare Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica in an attempt to determine who would win if the two should ever meet in some dork wet dream. The article is, as you would expect, dumb as shit. However, the comments are AWESOME.

A few selections...

Derf says:

"This is pathetic, the author either likes galactica more and or is a complete tard about anything remotely technological. Nukes and kinetic weapons do not have ANY effect on star fleet shields. None at all, why do you think no one uses them in star trek? The galactica would explode from one torpedo. Star Trek shuttles are not fragile, they just seem like they must be shitty because of how terrible their special effects were on, they couldn't really do any good space battles. Simply put a viper couldn't do squat to a shuttle, not even out fly it. I mean for crying out loud, with the enterprise's sensors and warp 3 capable torpedoes they could obliterate galactica from the next solar system. This entire article is pure idiocy, just seems like a sci-fi channel sponsored bump for galactica just in time for BSG's premiere."

phoenix1724 retorts:

I know I'm going to piss-off all of you Trekkies out there, but I agree that Galactica would win. Because the Raptors are capable of making jumps, they could board Enterprise and take out its weapons and shields before Galactica even entered the fight. And if you really want to get hypothetical, they could always retrofit the Raptors with nuclear weapons, and destroy Enterprise while Galactica is in another solar system.

Finally, there was one very important factor they left out: the Commanders of the ships. Adama is a far more experienced and battle-hardened commander than Kirk. While Kirk fights for his crew, Adama is fighting for the survival of the human race, and is willing to die for that cause. So, who do you think would be more motivated to win?

Don't get me wrong, I am a big Star Trek, but I just think Galatica would win this fight."

And my favorite: By Edwild

"If this was Star Wars, the Death Star would kill either of these in one shot."


Who has time to think about shit this mundane? Dorks gone wild.