Ruth Madoff has a cookbook.

According to the New York Times, Ruth Madoff, wife of disgraced investor and Ponzi schemer Bernard L. Madoff has a cookbook!!!!!!

AWESOME!! Smiles and hearts and unicorns.

I wonder what some of the recipes are? This fascinates me. I would actually buy the book but I don't want to give another dollar to that crook and his family. What does the biggest crook in history eat? Does he like bacon? Eggs? What are his tastes? Is he like the rest of us?

Recipe for Billion Dollar Beef Stew

* 1/4 teaspoon deregulation
* 1 1/2 cup media ignorance
* 2 1/2 cup crooked investors
* 1 pound clueless investors
* 3 tablespoons feeder funds
* 1 quart SEC
* 1 pint beer
* 1 (15 ounce) blind eyes... make sure they are turned
* 1 cup peeled and cubed capitalism
* 1 (10 ounce) package testicular fortitude

1. In a bowl, mix ingredients.
2. Let fester for several years. Pray no one tastes the mixture.


On a more serious topic, how is it that NO ONE else besides good old Bernie has been arrested for a 50 billion dollar fraud. You think he might have had some help?

Link:
A Madoff Cookbook Has a Secret, Too