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Introduction: How to Get Your Food Spit In
Our server is AWFUL!
Waiting Tables is a LOT like being a hooker.
How I got sucked in, part 1
How I got sucked in, part 2
Training your soul away.
NEVER close the doors.
Don't let your children pee on the floor.
Five Ways to Avoid a Wait.
The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Your Food Spit In
Top Ten Complaints Heard in Restaurants and the Reason They Aren't as Bad as You Think
Five reasons secret shoppers are evil.
If They Can Do It Why Not Us?
German universities scrap all tuition fees http://t.co/W4YdK4hDtl — Steven Nicolle (@stevennicolle) October 1, 2014 One thing our politicians can learn r...
Server Not Servant
Tribute to a True Gentleman-Bartender, Josh Childs
Much to the dismay of Boston’s restaurant community and Tuesday night tipplers, tonight marks the last ‘official’ shift for Josh Childs behind the bar at S...
The Slightly Cranky (Former) Waitress
I need a 'duh' discount.
Nothing seemed amiss when the lady at table 12 ordered a Pepsi. I mean, it's Pepsi. It's pretty universal. Right? Apparently not. After I'd already rung in...
My wife’s friend’s son is missing. Please keep and eye out for him. Information can be found here.
Bond with your chef. Learn the menu. Understand the clientelle. Know how to use the equipment. Taste. Be polite to the wait staff. Treat your kitchen s...
Fuck My Table
The Oatmeal Is Fucking Awesome
I have read The Oatmeal for quite a while now. Well over a year, maybe two. I have always enjoyed Inman’s crazy style and humor, but now… But now he has ju...