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Introduction: How to Get Your Food Spit In
Our server is AWFUL!
Waiting Tables is a LOT like being a hooker.
How I got sucked in, part 1
How I got sucked in, part 2
Training your soul away.
NEVER close the doors.
Don't let your children pee on the floor.
Five Ways to Avoid a Wait.
The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Your Food Spit In
Top Ten Complaints Heard in Restaurants and the Reason They Aren't as Bad as You Think
Five reasons secret shoppers are evil.
The Earliest Shift I Ever Worked
Five years ago I worked what you could say was the earliest breakfast shift you could work as a waiter. I got a job at Fionn Maccools at Toronto Internatio...
Server Not Servant
Boston, MA Restaurant Group ‘Hospitality Admin Fee’ Successfully Narrowing FOH/BOH Wage Gap: 1-Year Update
Full Disclosure: Tres Gatos, Centre Street Cafe, and Casa Verde restaurants in Boston are clients of my PR, Social Media & Hospitality Consulting business....
Happy Birthday Old Friend
“Buster” turned fourteen years old yesterday, officially surpassing his breed’s normal lifespan. Happy Birthday old friend. I owe you a great deal. The p...
The Slightly Cranky (Former) Waitress
I love making people feel like assholes.
That fact might make me, myself, an asshole. I'm okay with that. Like most restaurants, we have a problem with self-seaters. A surprising number of people ...
Fuck My Table