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Introduction: How to Get Your Food Spit In
Our server is AWFUL!
Waiting Tables is a LOT like being a hooker.
How I got sucked in, part 1
How I got sucked in, part 2
Training your soul away.
NEVER close the doors.
Don't let your children pee on the floor.
Five Ways to Avoid a Wait.
The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Your Food Spit In
Top Ten Complaints Heard in Restaurants and the Reason They Aren't as Bad as You Think
Five reasons secret shoppers are evil.
A Sign Every Restaurant Should Have at the Door!
The Slightly Cranky (Former) Waitress
Faith in humanity: restored
I had a family of three today that just gave me a weird feeling. They were all very polite. Very friendly. They all made eye contact while speaking and sai...
Server Not Servant
Boston-area Restaurant Playfully Embraces Yelper
This is too good not to share. From Eater National: Yelpers and restaurateurs have long had a shaky relationship, but one bar in Massachusetts has come up ...
My wife’s friend’s son is missing. Please keep and eye out for him. Information can be found here.
Bond with your chef. Learn the menu. Understand the clientelle. Know how to use the equipment. Taste. Be polite to the wait staff. Treat your kitchen s...
Fuck My Table
The Oatmeal Is Fucking Awesome
I have read The Oatmeal for quite a while now. Well over a year, maybe two. I have always enjoyed Inman’s crazy style and humor, but now… But now he has ju...