skip to main
skip to sidebar
Show all posts
Show all posts
Table of Contents
Introduction: How to Get Your Food Spit In
Our server is AWFUL!
Waiting Tables is a LOT like being a hooker.
How I got sucked in, part 1
How I got sucked in, part 2
Training your soul away.
NEVER close the doors.
Don't let your children pee on the floor.
Five Ways to Avoid a Wait.
The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Your Food Spit In
Top Ten Complaints Heard in Restaurants and the Reason They Aren't as Bad as You Think
Five reasons secret shoppers are evil.
Server Not Servant
Breaking Bread: Simple Gesture, Great Example
So many times we walk or drive by. We may empathize and sometimes get involved, but many of us don’t often do enough. This simple story is too important no...
Man of Faith
A couple of weeks ago my wife and I decided to give Peach Dish, one of those online “dinner in a box” companies, a try. I selected two dishes from their ...
June 17th Will Be The Last Day to Buy the Book On-Line
It was 2 years ago this coming June that I published my book. On June 17th it is available on line for the last time as I did not renew the world wide dist...
The Slightly Cranky (Former) Waitress
I love making people feel like assholes.
That fact might make me, myself, an asshole. I'm okay with that. Like most restaurants, we have a problem with self-seaters. A surprising number of people ...
Bond with your chef. Learn the menu. Understand the clientelle. Know how to use the equipment. Taste. Be polite to the wait staff. Treat your kitchen s...
Fuck My Table
The Oatmeal Is Fucking Awesome
I have read The Oatmeal for quite a while now. Well over a year, maybe two. I have always enjoyed Inman’s crazy style and humor, but now… But now he has ju...