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Introduction: How to Get Your Food Spit In
Our server is AWFUL!
Waiting Tables is a LOT like being a hooker.
How I got sucked in, part 1
How I got sucked in, part 2
Training your soul away.
NEVER close the doors.
Don't let your children pee on the floor.
Five Ways to Avoid a Wait.
The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Your Food Spit In
Top Ten Complaints Heard in Restaurants and the Reason They Aren't as Bad as You Think
Five reasons secret shoppers are evil.
A Kindle Book You Can Read for Free
I have just published a Kindle book that you can read for free if you qualify or purchase for a very low cost. It is some tips I learned over the years fro...
The Slightly Cranky (Former) Waitress
No, I do not agree, and fuck you very much.
*I can't even imagine the hate comments I'm going to get over this post, because somebody is bound to see it as me criticizing America or disrespecting tro...
Server Not Servant
To Shame or Not to Shame?
On the heels of one of the biggest stories in the news last week, publicly shaming abusive guests and fellow humans, I made 2 lists for current and future ...
A Man’s Got to Know His Limitations
I’m at the Laundromat with my daughter washing her clothes. As Natalie sits in her car seat playing with her doll, I think for the hundredth time how I hav...
Bond with your chef. Learn the menu. Understand the clientelle. Know how to use the equipment. Taste. Be polite to the wait staff. Treat your kitchen s...
Fuck My Table
The Oatmeal Is Fucking Awesome
I have read The Oatmeal for quite a while now. Well over a year, maybe two. I have always enjoyed Inman’s crazy style and humor, but now… But now he has ju...